Is Obama thinkin', "Anything! Just go whack somebody, so I can yell, 'We got 'em!' Get Romney and Ryan off my neck! They're eatin' me alive, guys! I gotta be President. I can't take Michelle My Belle and the girls on vacations if I'm not President, man! No dates to NYC! Do you think I can afford another one of those $10 million vacations to Mexico for one of them if I lose this election? I need those perks! Romney's rich enough that he doesn't need 'em. I'm not that rich! Help me, guys!"
© Colonel Curtis D. Dale, PhD USAF (Ret), OCTOBER 2012, Parker, Colorado